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2024

20

Jun

Christina Milian is a Bikini Model of the Day

Christina Milian lives in France or some shit and is celebrating the 20th anniversary of her debut album that took her from Disney Kid to masturbation material on music videos in an era you could still jerk off to music videos, however, I think the Dip it Low song came out before 2004, since we had the internet in 2004 and jerking off to music videos seems like it would have been outdated by then…I COULD google it but why…

The weathered, but still decent looking for a mom in her mid-40s is currently promoting some collaboration collection with a brand called OCEANUS, where she’s produced or participated in a racist shoot with her posing next to bananas….that still have their sticker on them.,…making this fruit cart feel like a fucking lie….and something they just wanted to pull off because they like seeing people of Milian’s skin tone next to bananas and that’s VERY problematic.

Where is the twitter mob that calls everything racist to protest this blatant racism….

Or maybe…it’s not racist at all and thinking it is is RACIST….

So confusing, which is why I stick to staring at the tits…

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