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2024

16

Aug

Christina Milian Posing with Produce of the Day

I don’t know about you, but every time I am in the grocery store and a see a woman buying a dick shaped item, I assume that they are going home to fuck it.

There’s just too many perverted women out there who crave to be filled to fill their emptiness or trauma, that the cucumber or banana isn’t being doubled as a sex toy….even if they have sex toys…even if they have husbands or dudes they hook up with on the regular…because that’s just how fucking sick these women are.

So there is a 90 percent chance Christina Millian and her childhood trauma went home to fuck this cucumber, just to see if she could, knowing she’s had 2 kids and definitely can….

There were bigger ones, so you know she got an appropriate size to fuck, you know JUST IN CASE things get wild in her rich person life…

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