It’s Tiny Tits Tuesday where we celebrate a handful of tiny tits that are probably not even a handful of tit, but that’s ok, as long as the nipple in intact and functioning the way a nipple is supposed to function, then we’re good.

The tiny tit is a titty too, that’s why we need to MAKE TINY TITS GREAT AGAIN, not that they were never NOT great, they were always great, because of the whole being a tit thing.

We need to remember that burying ourselves in big tits come with risk and liability, never quite knowing how disgustingly the big tit will hang, but with tiny tits, the margin of error is less…sure some tiny tits suck, but statistically a decent tiny tit is easier to come across than a rocking monster tit…because big tits are for fat girls and we hate fat girls…

The point of this STORY TODAY is to not let the tiny tits in your life murder the tits through surgeries….but to embrace the tiny tit by taking pics of them and uploading them to the internet for me to stare at….tell them it is empowering or some shit…

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