Alabama Barker is plane crash surviving Travis Barker’s daughter with that whore Shana Moakler and I use the word whore in an endearing way because she was a playboy chick, when whoring was a little more high profile and seemingly less desperate.

Plus, calling a whore a whore is only demeaning if the whore doesn’t love being a whore, because as far as I’m concerned we’re all whores and I love whores who show me her tits.

She was a Miss USA runner-up with a dream and that dream was to show you her tits, honorable work.

She never ended up in porn, so she had limits, moreals and values, but her whoredom has gone multi-generational because she’s got her daughter into whoring mix, but that could just be her daughter’s generation…and I’m not complaining because she’s not a fat blue haired freak with a nose ring screaming about killing babies…

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