She is known “professionally” as Bono’s daughter, or Eve Hewson, who was recently in her breakout role as an actor, which for those of you who don’t know, was really hard to get cast in and that she’s really put a lot of work into her career as an actor, she’s been doing this for the last 15 years people and it took all that time to get her noticed. So it’s got nothing to do with being Bono’s daughter….it’s not like one of his songs that was forced on every human through their apple devices….it’s more organic than that.

Now, I think Bono is an industry puppet, satanic agenda pushing climate monster, who pretends to do good, but is really a demon….but that’s only because of the way I feel when I hear a U2 song.

I think his daughter’s tits are a good thing, probably because they distract from her not so good looking face, but when you’re Bono’s daughter, you don’t need a good looking face, or even tits to off-set that busted face, you have GENETIC and GENERATIONAL WEALTH on your side.

I will say that the daughter’s tits are probably the most interesting thing about Bono, I mean that and the hope the industry puppet lives up to his claim that he will drive off a cliff if Trump wins the election. We’re waiting Bono, please find that cliff…I know that Ireland has some pretty epic cliffs over the ocean but he’s too into himself and self-involved and self important to ever commit to his promise, he’d rather just cry about it.

Here’s his whore daughter’s tits at the GQ Awards, because GQ still exists, which is shocking.

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