You may not know this about me, but I fucking love Christas. I’m like the weird cat lady at Target or Walmart obsessed with this Christmas spirit and made in China Christmas shit, all year round. I am on that Hallmark Movie kick, all in on Christmas and have dreams of working in BIG CHRISTMAS. Maybe it’s being a Mall Santa for middle aged women at the all-inclusive resort to sit on my face and tell me what they want for Christmas.
The point is, I love Christmas. It celebrating the most holiest thing, with the birth of Christ, it’s been marketed to shit for the last 200 years, so there’s tons of Nostalgia, I fucking listen to Christmas music in the summer motherfuckers and I watch It’s a Wonderful Life multiple times of year.
It’s important. It’s warm human experience with family, friends, strangers or girls shopping with big tits and low cut t-shirts at the mall.
There is just no better time of year, so with the I say I hope you have a merry fucking christmas, whether you are sucking what you are hoping is gingerbread and not feces out of a street whore’s asshole, or with your shitty family where you’re the creepy racist uncle no one likes, or if you’re on a Cruise….remember it’s the most wonderful time of year and we’re lucky to be here.
More importantly, remember it’s MERRY CHRISTMAS and not HAPPY HOLIDAYS to the people trying to take CHRIST out of CHRISTmas….
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