In Presidential highlights from the Trump Inauguration, Kim Kardashian’s best friend was getting creeped on by the alien space man himself, Elon Musk….before her billionaire husband and Kim Kardashian investor Jared Kushner moved in to reclaim his woman from the Amber Heard breeding weirdo.

I’m a solid Trump fan and always have been, I haven’t had to really care since I am Canadian, but regret not applying to be an janitor at his real estate empire in the 90s, where I would have worked my way up to janitor who has been at his real estate company for 35 years, doing the same menial tasks….but as a Trump fan, staring at his daughter’s ass seems to be what you should want to do, even if she’s a 45 year old mom….

I’m not a solid Elon Musk fan, I’m suspicious of his intentions in manipulating the eager minds of the MAGA and conspiracy crowd, like an evangelist they send their money to, because people need leaders that they feel are on their side….

BUT he did give me my twitter account back when no one else would, even if it’s shadow banned and I have no followers, never gone viral on there like I should, not making money on there because no one sees it…so despite thinking he’s a demon with alien technology destined to put chips in people’s brains…I’ll give him a pass because he gave me my twitter account back, which is more than anyone else has given me….

Which is why, Elon should impregnate Ivanka, while doing his Roman Salute they’re saying he did, instead of just treating him as an awkward autist reptilian in a flesh suit that he is…

Speaking of reptilians in flesh suits, don’t get tricked by the giant looking dildo….that’s actually Jeff Bezos…

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