Paige Van Slap is the UFC champion that got the UFC fans excited because it meant they could pretend the boners they got watching the fight was from the pussy with the fake tits who was in the fight and not the dudes in the the skimpy panties, all oiled up and grinding other dudes. That raw many testosterone too exhilarating for their balls to handle…

She’s gone onto prostitute herself through content, not in actual motel rooms, because prostitution has gone lazy and is the equivalent of “mutual masturbation” instead of actual sex, but the mutual masturbation is really solo masturbation as she runs off with your money….which may lead to her masturbating, just without you….but at least you helped support her in making her millions…so you don’t have to feel guilty when masturbating…forgetting that this shit used to be given away to us for free…

These are some of her promo pics on her instagram to seduce her loser fans into pulling out the credit card.

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