Liz Hurley’s bikini walk could also be described as a Dinosaur Walk because she’s in her late 70s. Clearly, she’s managed to get herself out of retirement community, maybe on a day pass, where she got to enjoy Maldives with her transgender son, who I typically assume plays Liz Hurley in most of her bikini content. Her menopausal body and his man on estrogen body line up.

I don’t know what procedures she has done to defy science, to pretend to have not hit the wall that all women hit at a certain age, but she’s done it pretty well and not as clown-like as the majority of women of her age and wealth, she seems to have not gone too far….but at the same time, I don’t think she has a belly button anymore, making it all so weird to jerk off to, but I am sure you can try your best.

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