I was looking for a video of Lindsay Lohan falling yesterday, I figure if there are paparazzi pics of the shit, there’d be some kind of video footage.

What I found was substantially better…..some robot weirdness that for some reason turns me on. I want to call in and have phone sex with this slut…

Coincidentally, I want that with Lohan too, and the night that I hung out with her, she also fell. I don’t know if she was drunk or just clumsy, it was more an unable to handle her shoes situation, that should have ended with me mounting her for the paparazzi…but like this video…I fail…

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