I am not a celebrity gossip analyst. I only decided to do celebrity posts because they had consistent content updates and people were excited by them. I always thought celebrity and celebrity gossip was boring, contrived and useless….so naturally I dove headfirst into it 20 years ago in the worst way possible because because what I do is even MORE useless to the celebrity fan….I just post pics you can jerk off to of them.
So I am not a Britney Spears expert, I just think the new Britney is a body double and not the real or original Britney. I don’t buy into the conservatorship storylines or anything around her and I am sure she’s just AI…
Anyway, there was a story last week about Britney losing her mind and spending all her money which is why she is in need of another conservatorship. I’m not sure how she can spend all her money since she’s always in the same room wearing clothing that looks like it was from the Dollar Store, but ok.
She’s never seen, never traveling, it’s almost like she doesn’t exist, but here we are getting the storyline pushed on us regardless of her fake memoir selling out, or her Elton John song being a huge hit, she’s broke….and crazy….
Now Britney Spears, or the actor playing Britney Spears with the annoying voice has hurt her ankle as a coverup to a fight she had with her boyfriend, or some nonsense, and she made a video of her gross dancer feet for the Britney feet people…
Her caption, a weird one…probably written by her dad since his legs have been amputated and not his arms….
I know my mom was involved !!! I haven’t talked to her in 6 months and she called right after it happened before the news being out !!! I was set up just like she did way back when !!! I wish I had grandparents !!! I can’t stand her !!! I honestly don’t care I will say it ??????? !!! Psss this man is wonderful !!! He’s like a father to me and he got me through last night !!! I adore you and admire you mister Mathew !!!
Another CHICKEN FRIED Dance Video with the caption that reads:
Ok I’ve been messing around and I thought this costume was beautiful !!! I used to do shows in Vegas with two layers of tights on my legs !!! They never let me show my real legs !!! It felt kinda weird and idiotic with a costume on my living room !!! Well Prince used to dress up in costumes everyday of his life in his house !!! He used to pick specific dancers to entertain him when he was bored !!! Useless information
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