Remember when Kylie Minogue had breast cancer? So do I and I guess that’s the reason she’s wearing a see through skirt, because let’s face it, a see through shirt showing off her tattooed post cancerous nipples would be hard to jerk off to, at least that’s what every husband of a breast cancer survivor I’ve ever met has told me. Sure, I have sympathy, cancer’s some fucked up shit that no one should go through and if they are lucky enough to survive, they should go on to live normal lives, but that doesn’t mean I wanna have a play date with the fuckin’ scars. I just call it having standards, even though we all know that I don’t.

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