Britney Spears is apparently playing in Vegas. I don’t think that means she’s actually performing in Vegas, because she doesn’t do that kind of thing anymore since she’s dead.

She did post a video of her fondling her tits in a dress. A video that makes total sense and that you’d expect from some crackhead who works at the grocery store in attempts of going viral and living that Youtube creator dream as a last ditch effort to get crack money before selling off her phone to get the crack money….

She’s just a little too high profile of an act to produce such low level obscure shit….or this outdated looking shit….which is why I’m still convinced she’s dead.

The media is positioning her dress and cocktail dress as some dig at Timberlake for his DUI in the Hamptons after getting drunk because his “wife’ Jessica Biel wouldn’t let him suck her balls while giving her a handjob because she didn’t shower.

The dress that she seems to have bought at a sex shop, you know top quality high fashion shit that gives you a rash and a yeast infection, what all popstars who get free clothing wear….but it’s celebrating her tits and so is she…

So why not start the day with Britney body double, Britney AI, or Britney in old content, since the real Britney’s probably dead but her team must keep her alive for MONEY.

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