I think the most disturbing thing about Ashley Tisdale besides her wonky face, is that she’s in her 40s and producing fetish content for her remaining fans to jerk off to whilst wearing a bikini.

She’s one of those celebrities that is super fucking famous, which means that she has a super fucking weirdo fanbase, who are the autistic psychos with no social skills or friends, just their old High School Musical DVDs to keep them stabilized after a day of walking through the mall yelling at people while listening to their High School Musical playlist….

So that fanbase who have jerked off to all her content need to jerk off to any new content to keep up the routine or they crack….

Then there’s the group of delusional autists that think they are actually married to her but that she’s out there cheating on them, and that that baby will be their stepchild, or maybe even weirder that that baby is theirs….also forcing them to jerk off to her because she’s their woman….

The whole thing is uncomfortable and even if she wasn’t famous….a ready to drop in a bikini is uncomfortable to look at…at least at this too big to ignore stage in the pregnancy where the idea of not being able to knock them up because they are alreayd knocked up is more about being into fucking women with kids in them….

I mean she’s so pregnant I am pretty sure you can see the baby’s hand forcing his way out of her because there’s BBQ to eat….

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