As you know, I believe the conspiracy that Britney is dead, this is old content, or this is a replacement Britney, because she has the thick neck but everything else about her doesn’t quite feel the same.

You know when you run into the hot bitch from high school 40 years later, she’s old, haggard, fat, destroyed, sad, failed, depressed, a drug addict, regretting all her life choices but weirdly suddenly willing to fuck you….well, you know that person is the same person, even though they totally look different….because you just fucking know…

When it comes to Britney, it’s like is this even human, or AI, what are they trying to game us with…..

So at a certain point you have to accept that her team is trolling us, that this is all some weird joke and that these dance videos are mocking us….

Britney Spears was bred to be a song and dancer, she made a career as the world’s top pop star, she has been trained by the best and could arguably be considered the best of her generation, even of all time, despite what Madonna wants to believe.

Britney’s instagram dances are that of a drugged up aunty at the family picnic after one too many glasses of punch….

It feels like we’re in a bar on a campground by the lake where white trash Sally throws down uncomfortably reverting to her stripper years after she ate a bad hot dog on the fourth of July…..

It’s weird but I love it.

That could just be because K-Fedding Britney has been a fetish for such a long time that I’ll forever hope she reaches out and our love can blossom the way it should. I love crazy bitches, body doubles, AI or not..

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