Camila Cabello is the hot Cuban Sandwich and not necessarily hot in a good way. She’s based in Miami, which is probably a shocker to most people because being Cuban born and ending up in Miami is so rare….so the kind of Hot Cuban Sandwich she is, is more the kind you buy and forget in the car during a heat wave….so it’s technically hot, but you can also die of botulism if you eat it…

I’m sure some people find Cabello, who is living the American dream and stealing the dreams or the job or the eyeballs from Americans who are born in America, because she just has the work ethic or the team of people behind her that invested in her human trafficking and want the ROI.

SO while American girls are sitting all fat in their trailer park eating Mountain Dew and Fentanyl, she’s risen to the top.

For a while, she was having sex with a homosexual out of Canada for the hype, she was also the slutty one in a teen girl group before going solo, then she ate her feelings and now she’s probably on Ozempic.

She posted these an hour ago, so I’m quick on the draw, not because I am a Camila Cabello fan boy, but by accident…

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