It’s safe to say that we should all go through life like a Britney Spears thong bikini dance video…like a middle aged destroyed industry puppet on heavy medications potentially in front of a green screen from the cell the keep her locked up in…

I hate the expression “dance like no one is watching”, which is one of those expressions that makes me want to shoot myself. It’s the basic bitch expression that is painful as fuck to hear but that everyone in the hive mind gets sucked into….they can’t help it..

Only, in Britney’s case, everyone is watching and waiting for the official meltdown after the slow burn build up to a meltdown and the whole thing is hot…

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