Sydney Sweeney is just coming off a cheesy ad that is getting hype because it includes her in the bath by a brand who once advertised here but never came back because I guess they don’t like our jokes…pussies.

She’s also coming off a year of hype after about 5 years of being naked in various TV shows and movies, in efforts to really become a household name that all generations, including the Hollywood hating Gen Z can align with…through the collective enjoyment of her exposed big tits…

In a divided world, I think Sweeney’s figured out how to bring us all together, or at least to get us all to come together, because we seem to become retarded pacifist dopes when we are exposed to the tits she’s offering us.

Glamour Magazine has named her the woman of the year, probably because of her tits doing humanitarian work…or maybe they consider important women those who show their big tits for attention and who get that attention.

I feel like there could be MORE important woman out there, but they just aren’t as clickbait oriented to get the ad dollars in, so fuck them, let’s celebrate the tit.

TITS:

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