There’s some conspiracies that the alien takeover is actually through parasites and parasites are spread through shit….so the best way for the mind controlling aliens to get into your brain in through the asshole.

Since the aliens are at the top of the food chain and have the ability to manipulate the slave class of retards like us through media, entertainment, social media, brand marketing, etc.

So they have decided to celebrate the asshole over the last 20 years, turning everyone gay or into eating asshole, which in the 90s was seen as a dirty thing to do…because people didn’t want to eat shit…and today it’s a first date activity.

To make the asshole more desirable, as the window to the soul, they’ve developed un inefficient panty, the THONG, which even I have a fetish for…which barely covers the asshole…which you’d think is something you’d want in a panty.

Here are asshole spreaders in their thong showing off assholes for the parasite spreading they want so bad…

It may be a conspiracy, but it’s a fun conspiracy, since assholes are exciting behind thongs!

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