Kristin Cavallari is the reality star who was too good for reality TV, because she believed in her tits enough to get fake tits, and she took those tits to Hollywood thinking they’ll hook her up because her show was so popular, while the spinoff show she refused to be on ended up becoming a bigger hit than the original show, forcing her to crawl back to reality TV in the final season of that show…

Now I have never seen Laguna Beach or the Hills, but I always felt like Cavallari was an entitled cunt, even before she married, bred and divorced a star football player, even before she got fake tits.

She’s now some social media inspo, divorcee who was fucking a 19 year old, for other sad women to feel better about being fucked by young perverts, in their old, sad, failed marriage and broken family they were responsible for keeping unbroken but sucked….

She’s got a clothing brand, she’s doing media, her tits are out…there’s nipple…not that they are her actual tits, but fake tits presented as her actual tits, which are still tits.

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