I like to identify as a hard hitting journalist, even though I don’t really know anything about journalism, and if I was a hard hitting journalist, I’d rather be the kind that is paid off by the regime to push lies and propaganda so that I can afford my beach house.

My form of journalism is documenting the insanity that happens on the internet, because there are a lot of weird fucking people on the internet, so weird that it’s blossomed into being weird in real life, so weird that more and more people are getting in on the weirdness, because they want that internet attention too and when enough people are weird about it or how they go about it, it becomes the normal….

The baseline rises to weirdness…..

So in documenting the insanity of the internet all these years, since I’m a hard hitting investigative journalist who does the bare minimum, I end up posting sluts posting WET SPOT pictures, in efforts to get attention, followers, or paid subscribers…

With captions like “EAT MY PANTY GRAVY OFF YOUR POT ROAST LOOKING FACE” or “DRIPPING THINKING ABOUT YOU”….where YOU is the ALL encompassing YOU and not actually YOU but if you’re retarded enough you believe is actually YOU so you pull the credit care out to chat with her AI chat bot that’s actually an indian dude in a call center…

With that being said, here are those WETSPOTS…since it’s Wednesday.

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