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2024

31

Oct

Kelly Brook’s Plus Sized Half Naked Trailer for her Halloween Costume of the Day

I give credit where credit is due.

I’m a nice whining bitch who everyone thinks is a faggot because I always complain about shit, even hot chicks and their tits, like some bitter incel cuck.

I’m not actually angry, I am just rarely impressed by the smut that is being handed our way, it’s all low level clickbait that doesn’t elevate the general consciousness, but instead keeps us dumb retards who eat shit foods and perpetuate the dumbness into a world of retards staring in a mirror masturbating while people they don’t know watch, which doesn’t sound horrible to the pervert, but it’s bigger than our own perversion, it’s beyond the self, but rather the whole.

So yeah, I’m not officially a member of any movie critic leagues, but I should be to give me that stamp of approval in my bitching….because I am the first to admit I am a bitch.

That being said, Kelly Brook dressed up like Drew Barrymore’s character in the opening of Scream.

Unlike most whores who take a selfie they facetune and edit to make them less troll-like, she put together a video of the scene.

She even got the 90s cordless phone….but the highlight is when the now fat glamour model in her 40s runs through in her lingerie….gratuitous sure, but being a fat set of tits that aged out and got fat, makes it brave.

There’s work, effort, creativity that went into this,. It probably took her more than 5 minutes and that’s appreciated amongst all the lazy scumbags out there, especially since Kelly’s fat body would lead you to think she’s a lazy scumbag who can just not bother with the pile of money she’s made in her titty model career….but instead she bothers.

Good job Kelly Brook. Now don’t eat too much candy, your diabetes won’t be able to handle it.

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