Apparently this happened yesterday….
Unfortunately, I find Rihanna repulsive, so I don’t really like anything that Alien-headed monster does….even now that she has the fat tits.
She could doing what is theoretically the single hottest thing a woman could do that would typically speak directly to my low testosterone limp dick which isn’t quite necessary for creeping creepily like the perverted creeper that I am….and I wouldn’t be into it…I’m not sure what that thing would be, but if hot enough, it could just be existing….
However, I’d still look at it…which is what we are doing here!
My theory on Rihanna is that she was a child hooker in Barbados, 16 is legal and they hustle the rich British dudes at the Karaoke bars, why else would a rich British dude be meeting some local chick he decided to human traffic to the USA with the help of billionaires like Jay Z who has made stupid money off her.
Not many kids in the Caribbean are even capable of getting tourism visas to the USA, so the idea of one getting a work visa and moving here SUSPICIOUS…
Then there’s the Chris Brown beating, that I don’t believe and that I am sure he was paid off on, because it levelled her up and he has maintained a career, even in this woke era because he was cancelled for a minute before people were cancelled and made that comeback before cancel culture…because the haters and the outrage are inconsistent…or white people were like “it’s racist to say black dudes can’t beat their imported Caribbeans”….
Point of the story, this bitch is a fraud and here she is pushing her panty collection knowing Victoria’s Secret is making a comeback and boners wouldn’t be had even if they could be had…
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