I know when you press your ass against the window it’s called a pressed ham.

When a girl presses her tits against a window…it’s called a good time….

When a demonic bootleg Lady Gaga who finally drank enough blood at the satanic music industry rituals to secure her place in the world SMOOSHES her tit against a mirror, I haven’t got a clue what you’d call that…

But I’ll still look at it, because it’s tits and I’m a basic retard man who understands and embraces the power of the tit..

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