Elizabeth Hurley may be old as shit, but the tits are holding up.

They are the kinds of tits that bring us hope that the whole boomer movement that don’t die off from their COVID shots will be worthy of jerking off to,

You know, when their social security doesn’t cover their expenses due to inflation, they’ll be worth paying to fuck or jerk off to, even for money.

Plus, they have the old timer pragmatism and disposition where they know whoring wasn’t selling pics for a million dollars, but rather actual whoring where fluids get exchanged, far better value for your money and a more human experience.

That’s not to say rich chick Liz Hurley in her bikini will let you cum inside her barren menopausal womb, she’s too high profile. It’s just to say she can’t be the only pensioner her looks like this in this generation where old chicks don’t look as weathered as old chicks even if their vaginas do.

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