The problem with Sydney Sweeney becoming a reputable celebrity in this dying Hollywood that will hold onto anything that resonates with the GEN Z that don’t give a fuck about Hollywood celebs.

They are doing all they can to hold the power they once had, from sucking up to influencers and streamers and giving them sweetheart deals…or giving the occasional Sydney Sweeney style celebrity anything they fucking want….

THROW MONEY AT THEM SO THEY STICK AROUND….

That’s to say Sweeney isn’t a compelling figure, but her acting is pretty dull without the tits…

As it turns out, her brand partnerships are also dull without the tits….

So even when there are 4 of her tits in one frame in what I call LAZY Thanksgiving content, the fact they are clothed tits, make them boring tits…

Sweeney without tits is like the ocean without water, like the sky without the sun, like a woman without a cunt…

Here’s her branded content:

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