Britney Spears may be dead, but they are still WEEKEND AT BERNIE-ing her, which is a nice gesture to keep her memory alive and use her money for good not evil and by good not evil, I mean meth, which may be evil because meth addicts all hear demons in their heads.

You probably know celebrity gossip more than I do, since I don’t pay attention to any of this shit, I’m just interested in seeing these people sexualize themselves, trying to give boners, doing desperate moves despite being big earner.

In other words, I’m here for the tits in motion….

But last week, Britney’s brother’s wife or girlfriend, who looks like a street whore, was going mental on her social media about how Britney’s brother is in Mexico with Britney because they are moving there and he is spending her money on meth and hookers, which sounds like a fucking dream. Free meth and hookers off the back of your half retarded, if not dead, sister.

If your sister was some mentally stunted, possibly dead, vegetable they present as a pop star through weird dance videos, you’d probably want to have access to all her money to do the things that make you happy….like meth and hookers.

So they say Britney is in Mexico, moving to Mexico, buying real estate in Mexico, not wearing luchador masks in Mexico, eating Taco in Mexico, beach life in Mexico but where she’s producing the same medicated and weird dance videos in the dark from inside in Mexico…. which is why I think is stock footage or AI, but like her brother, I’ll pretend she’s still alive, not to spend her money on meth and hookers because Britney videos are MY meth and hookers. Does that make me a necrophiliac, or just someone who fucks retards?

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