Kate Beckinsale may be old as shit, but she’s an emaciated corpse of a woman that seems to be tiny and flexible.

You know the kind of thing that you can use as a human fleshlight and thanks to her menopause, she’s as dry as a fleshlight, so maybe you’ll feel some friction on your micro penis when you get up in that gaping flesh wound of a cunt.

Her vaginal gape is not entirely from being blown out all these years of being Kate Beckinsale, the rich girl trying to find her place in the world, but also because there is no fat or muscle to keep her uterus inside her.

I’m not a fan of Kate Beckinsale but I appreciate that she’s not fat, even if it’s due to a terminal illness, I’ll go for whatever skinny I can get in this fat world.

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