I really don’t like anything about Chrissy Teigen. I don’t know if it is because she is inconsistent and sent me praise one year, and blogged about me the next.

I think it has something to do with everything about her being fucking scam, all designed to make “bros” like her. Up on some Olivia Munn hustle, you know tell the nerds you are into nerd shit, only to end up on TV and in Movies because the industry is almost as idiotic as the general population.

Her “Model” career never happened. She’s in Sports Illustrated because she has a celebrity husband and she scammed her way in. It’s not like they pay her or like she’s ever booked an actual campaign. Early in her Career she did a Billabong swim collection, for like 1000 dollars a day, who gives a fuck….

Her marriage was just so fucking strategic and properly timed, that she spotted a talent she knew was going to cash in, right before he cashed in and now he has to give her half of everything, because he’s blinded by her crazy.

Even this first pitch is designed for the bros, from the NUGZ shirt, to the short shorts….probably set up by Sports Illustrated, and along with some ass cheek, I don’t mind staring at, because I am a dude, this is pretty telling to how she got ahead. Look how she rubs down the player…casually, friendly, flirt like a whore, maybe he’ll be husband number 2 and John Legend deserves it, because when you marry something like this due to peer pressure, you need to expect that she will fuck you over down the line because that’s what girls like this do….according to me…I mean it’s all speculation…It’s not like Chrissy Teigen has sent me videos of her life, but I am sure she’s working on a reality show, that we can all hope fails.

Watch her pitch.

NUGZ

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