Here is a nipple-less Taylor Swift, because I guess that’s what happens when you’ve dated so many guys and girls that your nipples have been rubbed and/or sucked off from wear and tear, in a little fashion video for Rolling Stone that was run through a handful of instagram filters to make it look like it was shot in the 1960s on 8 mm film, in some family film but unlike a snuff film on 8 mm, or a sex tape, it was just her running around boring, not all that erotic considering how much of a dirtbag her vagina is rumored to be…but it still happened…and you’re supposed to care, so care.

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