I found a 4 dollar trip to Orlando and thought about going, then realized despite it being as cold as fuck here, it’s fucking Orlando and the only way I’d ever go to Orlando is if I got a personal invitation from Mickey Mouse himself, offering me a few hours with Minnie’s cunt as an incentive to go to fucking Orlando and since that’s not going to happen, either is my trip.
No offense to those of you who live in Orlando and love Orlando, I’m sure it’s nicer than I think it is, but the name makes me want to kill myself, maybe I have it out for anything that claims to be the Magical Kingdom, maybe I am scared of being around all those annoying fucking kids, maybe I am too old, sour and cynical to find pleasure in high school drop outs in plush mascot outfits greeting me with fake song and dance, maybe I have no fucking soul, but I like to think it has to do with hating a scamming company that makes their money by getting kids addicted to their smut, like a modern day drug dealer hanging out in the school yard to secure future fucking clients. Not to mention that Walt Disney dude molested my grandmother, she never pressed charges, but he pressed her underdeveloped breasts, at least according to her and that’s not saying much.
I am rambling, the trip worked out to be 400 dollars with tax so it wasn’t an option anyway, so I’ll stop now so here are my links….
I like Girls Who Do What They Are Told
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Amy Winehouse Doing Yoga is Fucking Amazing….I Can’t Help But Imagine My Penis Getting Lost in Her Filth…
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They Should Make Every Slut That Tries Out for American Idol Do It in a Bikini
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The 9 Hottest Texas Women
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Lady GaGA is Hot, If You Are Into Fat Chicks With Dicks in Leotards…
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A Cameron Diaz and Drew Barrymore Cat Fight Would Be Fine By Me
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How Many Times Has This Happened to You?
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The Scariest Show on the Internet is Sexy Teenage Murder Lake
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You, Sir, Are Pathetic
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Fix Your Plasma Yourself – VIDEO
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More Porn Then You Can Shake Your Stick At
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If Movie Posters Were Honest
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Striptease of the Day
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School Uniforms in the Netherlands Really Make Sense
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Katie Holmes Wants to Be Victoria Beckham It’s Ridiculous
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Pussy Lip Slip (Say That Three Times Fast) Throwback
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Ruan Seacrest Tries to High Five A Guy – Who is Fucking BLIND
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Lily Allen Tried to Kill Herself Awhile Back. To Bad She Didn’t Succeed
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Karima Adebibe Gallery
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Strip Game Shows Really Seem Like Must See TV
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Find a Girl to Fuck. What Else Are You Doing Tonight?
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Ass Grabbin, Ya’ll
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Lisen Wants to Welcome You In
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The Dildo Burglar
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Some Cell Phone Pussy Shots
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I’m Sure Some of You West Coast Fools Remember Angelyne
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The Terminator is Watching You
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Flip Book Fun
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Benji Madded is a Fuckibg Pussy
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Now That’s a Great Ass
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Bobby Trendy, WTF Are You Wearing?
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Because We All Need a Little Helping Hand Sometime
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Rebcecca Loose is Topless
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Carli Banks is in Camo
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We’re in a Recession, So Get a Free Mean From McDonald’s
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Paris Hilton Got Kicked Out of a PArty
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Pixel Porn
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Now THAT’S Gaping
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Paris Hilton’s New Song is a Big Piece of Shit, Why Am I Not Surprised
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The Ten Least Wanted Sequels of 2009
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Waste Time Here Lots of Videos
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Some Rock of Love Slut and Her Fake Tits….
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Look at this Fake Skunk Hair Blonde Whore and Fuck her Whore Pussy in Your Masturbation….
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS….
Some Girl in Some Pictures with Ass and Titties…
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Asian Bush Mastubationing
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More Asian Tits…
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BONUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So Improv Everywhere Did a Ride the Subway in Your Underwear Stunt, More Interesting Than the Dance Routine that Made Them Famous or that Frozen In Time Shit That Made Them More Famous….Maybe Next Time, They’ll Pull Some Suck a Tit in an Ice Cream Store Stunt….See More Pics and It’s The Source of the stepLINKS Header Pic….
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