Her name is Coleen Rooney, I couldn’t quite place who she was, until I saw the shit stain birthmark on her ass and then I remembered, I have written about her before, I am not sure how I found inspiration by her sloppy body, but I figure it was that sloppy body that I wrote about. You know her husband may not be the cream of the fucking crop, you know, he may be a pasty fuck that if he didn’t play soccer/football no one would give a fuck about and not the looker that fans of his team finger bang themselves to, but he’s a fucking soccer player/ footballer and there’s no excuse for ending up with this sack of shit.

I guess she’s taken in this union as winning lottery ticket and is taking full advantage of never having to work again, Probably a far fucking cry from working as a waitress in a pub or whatever the fuck she did when she actually worked, because she’s always in her fucking bikini. Like when Her name was Coleen McLoughlin and she was in a Bikini and Some More Pictures of Coleen McLoughlin in a Bikini and even More Pictures of Coleen Rooney as Coleen McLoughlin in a Bikini and still more Coleen Rooney in her Bikini Before She Was Coleen Rooney all before marrying this sucker, only to go on her Honeymoon in a bikini…..

So I just found out they’ve been dating since they were 16, have known each other since they were 12, but that doesn’t mean she’s not an opportunist. I also found out she’s got a work out DVD, which involves her sitting around eating potatoes and drinking pints, cuz you don’t get sloppy from doing sit ups.

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