The nice thing about being drunk is spending an hour talking to some girl you think you had sex with 5 years ago – for over an hour about – having sex – but not with you – having her open up her soul and telling you all her dirtiness – that you just assume she’s doing because you’ve seen her spread asshole before – only for her to introduce herself at the end of the conversation – when her boyfriend shows up – and you realize you have no fucking idea who she is…
I am sure there are other nice things about being drunk – Here are some morning links..
Kylie Jenner has Amazing Lips
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12 Animals With Masks Oon to Scare the Fuck Out of You
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College Student Makes 10k Sinking Some Basketballs…I don’t watch sports – is that what you call getting it in the net?
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18 Horrible Engagment Photos
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Jose Canseco Shot His Finger Off
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Australia’s Next Top Model Beach
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Beer Fetching Dog of the Day
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Lion with a GoPro Hunts Down and Animal
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Tom Hanks is Better Than You – Because He Befriends Cabs – And Doesn’t Yell At Them..
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People Grunting at the Gym
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People Living the Sweet Life…
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Katie Holmes is Over Being Tom’s Robot Girl
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20 Reasons Why it is good to be Alive…
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Hackers Attacked the White House
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Prank of the Day
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