I am too lazy to do background research on Shay Mitchell…but figure she’s a stripper or was a stripper prior to booking Pretty Little Liars a show that made her extremely fucking famous, at least to a core audience of tweens, that I am sure she will leverage to make better career choices so that she doesn’t need to go back to this life of poll dance…

All I know is that if she was on stage at my strip club dressed like this, doing this, I wouldn’t put the dollar in my mouth to have her pick up with her vagina…if anything I would think she was mocking sex workers…and maybe she is…

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