Kate Upton got naked for Sports Illustrated, which is a good thing if you’re into big sloppy tits and have the ability to crop out big sloppy bodies to fixate on those big slippy tits, like so many dudes clearly are capable of doing, why else would she exist….

She’s pretty much the worst, but has a connected family, that helped make her magic happen, and Sports Illustrated, where her biggest supporters….

I’ve heard all kinds of gossip about her, from her walking around on set fully naked because she loves being naked and looked at, as most sluts do, to her her being so gross that she shouldn’t be walking around naked because she’s disgusting….

I’ve seen her nudes, they were fine, as expected, she’s a tank of a woman, who shits of modeling as a whole…but she’s got tits…and clearly that’s enough…

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