I'll Make You Famous…
 
 

2005

16

Jun

I am – Paris Hilton’s Titty Sweat

No matter how much money you have, you can’t supress bodily functions. This bitch is sweating like a motherfucker and it’s not cuz she’s obese, it’s probably cuz she’s jacked up on diet pills or some shit, that’s all the rage in California and Paris has a few pounds to loose, that fat slut. I know – she’s pregnant and that’s why she’s getting married, a little shotgun wedding to save face for the family, I think Paris ruined that a while ago, when she was filmed fucking…you may remember that who ordeal, I doubt anything exciting has happened in your life since. Pregnant or not, she is not as fat as my stupid wife who sweats when she’s watching TV. Not that we can afford cable but bitch always finds a way….

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