If you wonder what self-made Billionaire Mary Kate Olsen does in a given day, it’s pretty intense, at least it is for me, because I have a hard enough time getting off my couch, but she went from parking garage to car, back to parking garage back to car over and over again and looked like a magical gnome with a heroin addiction while doing it. I feel like if I ran into her on the street, I wouldn’t want to rape her, like I do with most girls I see, I’d be more into following her home in hopes of finding the way into a magical forest. I’m not one of those fantasy RPG virgin motherfuckers, it’s just that watching Mary Kate kinda makes me want to be one, because her mousey scurry creeps me the fuck out and makes me want to quit women, turn asexual and collect action figures and other comic related toys. She’s just that sexy.

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