Every once in a while, you should take a few minutes to take in really low budget nude photos of low budget women with high priced nightly rates – who offer the girl friend experience or even the wife experience as long as you’re rich – it’s really the only reason they are getting naked in magazines, or really why they got the tits, or at least how they would rather use the tits than for what they originally got them for…lap dances or for tips as a cocktail waitress before some photographer said “hey we could get you in magazines, we don’t pay, but soccer players will love you and this is the UK and that’s guaranteed 20,000 dollar a month child support the next 18 years”….to which they said…”do you have ice for my nipples, I only like tit pics when my nipples are hard”…

This is cleary a shoot for some shitty magazine, that’s on some bootleg inspirational poster from the 80s quality, and I’m posting it anyway – because I am in Canada and we share a queen.

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