It’s New Years Eve…why the fuck are you on the internet…looking at bullshit to either distract you from your shitty life…instead of living your shitty life or trying to make your shitty life better…it’s like just filler noise you pollute your brain with before you die…looking at girls like Tulisa Contostavlos, who really doesn’t matter in the grand scheme of things, even if she’s got a more interesting and prosperous life than you…but she is in a Bikini and you’re looking at it, because it’s better than the garbage life you live…where beaches only exist in pics of shitty barely celebs, who only exist because they played victim on a leaked sex tape that went viral, because we all love sex tapes, even when they involve a girl sucking off a black dude…because it’s in trend…we get it…

Happy New Year…

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