It’s New Years Eve…why the fuck are you on the internet…looking at bullshit to either distract you from your shitty life…instead of living your shitty life or trying to make your shitty life better…it’s like just filler noise you pollute your brain with before you die…looking at girls like Tulisa Contostavlos, who really doesn’t matter in the grand scheme of things, even if she’s got a more interesting and prosperous life than you…but she is in a Bikini and you’re looking at it, because it’s better than the garbage life you live…where beaches only exist in pics of shitty barely celebs, who only exist because they played victim on a leaked sex tape that went viral, because we all love sex tapes, even when they involve a girl sucking off a black dude…because it’s in trend…we get it…

Happy New Year…

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You should google Tulisa Contostavlos blow job video that she had removed from the internet…because it will remind you how some shitty popstar ended up on TV….and that was that her greek fat ass…like most fat girls…knew how to suck dick proper…but now that she’s all famous in the UK and shit…she’s got all skinny and boring…but in being greek…we can assume still does anal…because in Greece the anus is the primary orifice to fuck…and there’s nothing bad about that…unless you don’t ease yourself into it…

TO SEE MORE PICS OF HER IN A BIKINI CLICK HERE

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Tulisa Contostavlos used to be a lot fatter than this…so I guess looking at her in a bikini is better than it was years ago…but I am more into her for the blow job video she released and pretended she didn’t release by going the extra mile and suing her ex boyfriend they pretended released it…a video that made her shitty pop music career become a hosting gig next to Simon Cowell…reminding us all what Kim Kardashian taught us and that’s getting naked on the internet opens up the floodgates of opportunity…so girls if you need someone to consult you on your videos before you release them..I am your guy…totally ready for it…

She’s probably a horrible person, but in pictures…I can handle her…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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I am not posting this picture of Tulisa Contostavlos because I care about who she is. I am not posting this picture because I think she’s hot. I am strictly posting these pictures because she reminds me of the day I found out who Tulisa Contostavlos…a day filled with her sucking black dick in a Juicy Couture sweatsuit, a few months before being cast as a judge for some Simon Cowell bullshit TV show, because let’s face it, sucking dick is one of Simon’s favorite things and appreciates, if not envies anyone willing to take ownership of that, even if it is low level and on the internet, because he’s gotta keep it on the down low…

But this isn’t about Simon Cowell and his love for sucking dick, it’s about Tulisa Contostavlos and the fact she’s a whore…a whore in a bikini spending money she probably doesn’t deserve…cuz it wasn’t paid to her in ones during her shift…

To see a bunch of her bikini pics FOLLOW THIS LINK

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I have seen this chick give a sloppy blow job to a black guy on the internet…I probably have it on one of my old computers…but her legal team made everyone take it down…and I can’t find it with a google search…but the memory of liking it is probably better than watching it again…imagination and broken memory is always better… I THINK THIS MAY BE IT …disappointing that as a Greek Girl…especially a fat greek girl, she’s not taking it Greek…

She was fatter, she was using it to get gigs from Simon Cowell on TV, and it worked…and as a firm believer of a whore exploiting her whore face…but having dick cum all over it…she’s a fucking winner to me…especially now that she’s richer, equally trashy, and most importantly less fat. Alwaus a whore…but this time drinking Champagne not black dick, at least not in video for everyone to see, we can assume her mouth is up to the same antics behind closed doors…getting ahead giving head…

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My favorite thing about Tulisa Contostavlos, despite popular belief, is not her cellulite ridden ass, that she has managed to shrink down a little but that is still cellulite ridden….

I hate cellulite, it repulses me and I don’t fuck with girls who have it, probably part of the reason why I only fuck meth addicts…the other part of the reason being how affordable they are, and how tasty their scabs are…..

My favorite thing about Tulisa is her dirty blow job video she released a few years ago when she was a “rapper” and looking for attention that she got from Simon Cowell, cuz he could relate and appreciate her dick sucking moves, as he used a lot of the same ones on Seacrest OUT.

It’s too bad that her machine got it erased from the internet, before landing her on TV, because I think it’d be a nice support to justify why I’m posting her bikini pics…

Not that I need to justify shit, this is my site, get out.

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When a chubby shitty popstar from the UK who managed to get on Simon Cowell’s radar to host his show instead of babe Cheryl Cole is in a photoshoot wearing a sheer dress….no one should care….and when that chubbyt popstar from the UK who was low level before getting on Simon Cowell’s money making radar starred in a sex tape of her own, giving a decent blowjob, that no one even really cared about…..gets into a sheer dress for some magazine called sheer, who like to keep shit literal…no one should care….yet I am posting it anyway….and I am someone who has see her sex tape a few times…and who has heard and hated her music a few times…and who most importantly has seen her in a bikini a few times…and ultimately I am totally unimpressed by her…yet here I am posting her sheer dress for some magazine…like she matters.

I’m weird and make no sense…. Here are the pics.

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Tulisa Contostavlos had a hilarious sex tape that you probably didn’t see because you don’t give a fuck about some fat nobody, but that I saw because celebrity sex tapes for attention is the whole reason this site exists….

My theory is that she was trying to put her fat ass on the map in America, where fat asses are embraced and appreciated because they are the norm, so much so tha her fat ass would probably be considered fit, even though anyone with eyes can tell she doesn’t believe in fitness….dumpy as shit….

The reality is that she sued her boyfriend for releasing it and won, even though the damage was done and I know how she sucks a black dick with passion, probably similar to the passion she has for a slice of Pizza, cuz black dick like dumpy white chicks….

For those who don’t know who she is but want to know, she’s some X-Factor judge, Cheryl Cole Replacement, Popstar who sucks from he UK who clearly likes to suck calories and not do squats…and she’s in a bikini…unfortunately….

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