Tulisa Contostavlos had a hilarious sex tape that you probably didn’t see because you don’t give a fuck about some fat nobody, but that I saw because celebrity sex tapes for attention is the whole reason this site exists….

My theory is that she was trying to put her fat ass on the map in America, where fat asses are embraced and appreciated because they are the norm, so much so tha her fat ass would probably be considered fit, even though anyone with eyes can tell she doesn’t believe in fitness….dumpy as shit….

The reality is that she sued her boyfriend for releasing it and won, even though the damage was done and I know how she sucks a black dick with passion, probably similar to the passion she has for a slice of Pizza, cuz black dick like dumpy white chicks….

For those who don’t know who she is but want to know, she’s some X-Factor judge, Cheryl Cole Replacement, Popstar who sucks from he UK who clearly likes to suck calories and not do squats…and she’s in a bikini…unfortunately….

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