The highlight of Tulisa Contostavlos’ career was when she leaked a video of her giving a pretty good blowjob by my standards of blowjob cuz I am one of the assholes who gives girls a false sense of blow job skills cuz I feel all blowjobs are good, even when teeth are scraping, because it means my dick is in a mouth…..

I guess to her the highlight of her career wasn’t sucking dick like the fat chick she is, you know pretending it was an ice cream cone, and probably was the day Simon Cowell hired her to be the new Cheryl Cole…despite not being remotely as hot….

But I think my version of her career highlight is more fun to watch….cuz fat chicks sucking dick are more fun than fat chicks in concert or on TV< unfortunately, you'll have to google the sex tape cuz her lawyers hunted me down....not that you'll want to after seeing these concert pics.

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TULISA CONTOSTAVLOS to those of you who care….is some X-Factor judge in the UK who replaced Cheryl Cole – despite being fat and sloppy looking….and now she’s trying to make it in America….

She’s been in staged bikini pics…showing off her fat ass that is better known as her other pussy…thanks to her greek heritage….

She’s was recently in an amazing BLOWJOB SEX TAPE THAT HER LEGAL TEAM TRIED TO MAKE DISAPPEAR BUT THAT I’VE SEEN A LOT ….leading to a new found respect for her hustle….cuz a bitch who sucks dick well…even if she’s fat and accustomed to eating…is a bitch I can endorse…..

Now she’s showing panties…when getting out of the car…She’s pulling all the obvious cries for attention….that I am a fan of….because it’s better than bitches who don’t pull this shit off….

Next time bitch needs less panty…..more spreading ….

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If you had the chance to see a pretty great blowjob given by chubby, try hard, barely a popstar, X-Factor judge who is on her quest to get famous in America via the tried tested and true Bikini Pics/Sex Tape Way…..it turns out the video was legit. So I hope you downloaded your copy, cuz it is being erased from the internet.

You see in every bottom feeding celebrity hustle to the top, there are leaked pics and videos, some are left out there to linger, others are taken down within 5 minutes like they never happened….

This Tulisa shit, was down faster than you could say her long, drawn out, greek anal loving name….so I know her fat titty and cock tip licking while hand jobbing hustle was her….

I just didn’t want to say it, cuz these no names are the fast ones to sue, that’s the same reason I won’t host her shit, but I’ll watch it whenever I need to be reminded of her real skill set,

I love just who suck dick on camera and who refers to sucking dick like a little whore on camera as “an intimate moment” in 2008.

Watching a bitch justify slutting out with “Long Term Relationships” and “knowing a dude a long time”….is amazing…cuz she’s still a fucking whore I saw suck dick….

That’s all I gotta say about that.

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Tulisa is that greek chubby chick from some shitty UK band who replaced Cheryl Cole on X-Factor….for probably doing exactly what she is doing in this video…sucking dick….even if you’d assume her dick sucking was the least of her skills thanks to her greek heritage and willingness to take it up the ass…..

She’s denying it is her, obviously. She’s an idiot if it is her, obviously. She was getting attention with all her BIKINI PICS ….even though dick sucking footage is way better to watch…

You see cuz there’s really no reason to show off her skills, or let her dude keep footage of her skills, she could have just as easily done this without a camera on….but you know what…she does a pretty good job….lots of effort…hand…and she shoould not be ashamed of this or deny it cuz really this is probably her looking her best….cuz you know what they say about fat chicks…..and that’s that they can suck dick to both prove themselves as being competitive with hot chicks….but also cuz their mouths and throats are well trained….who cares.

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I am still amazed that this anal loving greek sloppy bodied pig is only 23, but more importantly, I’m amazed that she’s Cheryl Cole’s replacement on X-Factor….it just doesn’t make sense…you see cuz Cheryl Cole is fucking hot, prison tats and all, and this bitch….well this bitch just does anal, cuz greeks have two pussies, onee they shit out of and one that babies and periods come out of. Happy Internation Woman’s Day…..

I’ve posted on her HALF NAKED BODY BEFORE and I probably didn’t say anything much different about her…but I guess I haven’t got the point across and have to keep on trying….eventually leading to her landing an eating disorder…or something….

Here she is in America on her attempt to take over the media here as she has over there because she must have a serious secret about Cowell he wants to keep underwraps….(child rape)

What it comes down to is that I prefer her in a bikini to these shorts…but more importantly, I bet she’s got a lot of black boyfriends.

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I’ve never heard of this bitch, but apparently she is an X-Factor judge who was in some hip hop group…..she’s 23 but has the body of a late 30 year old and she’s half greek…I assume the good half…you know the one that doesn’t need lube for anal thanks to generations of anal….anal that I assume only black guys get down with based on the shape of this thing….

The funny thing is that I’ve posted HER BIKINI PICS BEFORE ….totally shocked she was Cheryl Cole’s replacement…for obvious shitty bodied reasons…but the truth is I don’t really care either way…

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This is Cheryl Cole’s replacement on the X-Factor show in the UK….and she’s in a bikini showing off that despite not having any prison tattoos, her and her kinda sloppy Greek anal loving tits haven’t got shit on Cheryl Cole …

If you’re wondering who she is….apparently she’s the Fergie in some UK Black Eyed Peas called N-Dubz and here’s their genius music that may make you want to kill yourself.

Here are the pics of her body in a bikini…

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