The highlight of Tulisa Contostavlos’ career was when she leaked a video of her giving a pretty good blowjob by my standards of blowjob cuz I am one of the assholes who gives girls a false sense of blow job skills cuz I feel all blowjobs are good, even when teeth are scraping, because it means my dick is in a mouth…..

I guess to her the highlight of her career wasn’t sucking dick like the fat chick she is, you know pretending it was an ice cream cone, and probably was the day Simon Cowell hired her to be the new Cheryl Cole…despite not being remotely as hot….

But I think my version of her career highlight is more fun to watch….cuz fat chicks sucking dick are more fun than fat chicks in concert or on TV< unfortunately, you'll have to google the sex tape cuz her lawyers hunted me down....not that you'll want to after seeing these concert pics.

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