I am only posting this becasue writing that title like I was a teenie boopper girl in the school lockeroom shocked at the gossip of my generation made me laugh….

But the real reason why this is funny is not because I care about teenie bopper gossip, or becaue I care that Selena Gomez is mounting another man, cuz her fake boyfriend for publicity is too busy mounting men of his own…..It isn’t even funny because she looks fatter than ever and her new boyfriend looks black dark enough skinned to like that….it is funny cuz it is Ashley Tisdale’s birthday and Ashley Tisdale was a loser left out of the Springbreakers and now she’s having a party and trying to make everyone like her and fit in and that’s fun to laugh at cuz Ashley Tisdale is a failure and I love failures…

No everyone, say goodbye to Selena Gomez’s young teen body…

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