I used to hate fat chicks because I married one and she turns me off, and despite Jessica Simpson being obese in the entertainment world, she’s really not that bad. She’s got the body a black man would eat the fuck up, but since Bitch is into Country music, that will never happen for my brothers out there, because once you get 10 feet away from the bitch, you get a burlap sack thrown over your mother fuckin’ head and hog tied like it was the county fair, before being hooked up to the back of a pick-up and driven around the block. True story.

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