The T-shirt of the day is from a pretty obvious place, but keeping up with my old school strategy of trying to piss you, the reader off – I am just not gonna tell you…The reason I like this shirt is not cuz it’s hard, and makes people think you’re crazy suicidal and pedophilic while you rock it, I like this shirt because it reminds me of my childhood. Yes, I am that little girl on a swing, and that man hanging himself is my dad, he hates me because I cost too much money to raise. The pressure of putting food on the table while buying me all the frilly dresses at the local market is just too much for him to take…the pressure of raising a little princess on a peasant’s budget would drive any man crazy…you see that’s what I thought my whole life, I was convinced he did it because I was too expensive, and blamed myself, until I realized that he did it cuz my mommy was fucking his brother and father behind his back.

Did you like that story. It was all a lie. But the t-shirt’s hot…admit it.

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