This isn’t news….but the PR Machine wants you to think it is..

I make fun of Sports Illustrated Swimsuit all the time, but only because I find it pedestrian, basic, low concept, repetitive, boring…interchangeable…and one of these things that is not progressive, you know they tell you they are 40 years deep, but they haven’t done anything controversial in the last 10 of those 40 years….I distinctly remember jerking off to Elle Mcpherson’s nipples in 1989…..but since then…it’s been just a bunch of girls in bikinis…usually free models…basically instagram…

But today, my friend I’ve never met, but may have tweeted at once about being Naomi Watt’s brother, Benn Watts, who has done this kind of shoot forever…got the cover…with Hannah Davis….and they are showing her bald pubic mount…because I guess Sports Illustrated girls aren’t like fashion hipster models…and wax that mound….I mean to anyone with any vision…a bush sneaking out would have made this the best ever…but thanks to porn and the Kardashians and marketing..hair is bad…for now..

Either way, Texas’ own…going strong. All American….babes in bikinis…can’t hate that…unless your family was killed by a babe in a bikini…in which case you can.

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