Here’s another naked celeb who probably shouldn’t be naked, since she’s 100 years old, but is naked anyway, because that’s how you generate buzz for your charity of choice – FISHLOVE – that supports protecting the marine environment even though she is “phobic of fish”….

This whole thing reminds me of that viral video of the guy and his friends getting blowjobs from a fish…that I know you all saw and went to the pet store to try to recreate….

I’m just glad there was no fish insertions, and the good news about posing nude with dead fish is the obvious…everyone blames the dead fish for the smell…not the vaginitis from being a dirty fucking used up celebrity…

All this to say…it’s a little too fishy for the amount of labia…

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