So I have been slacking on this shit for the last 6 months, I have been busy getting drunk and when I am hung over, the last thing I think about is how the insecure dudes with huge cocks are doing. I am not really a member of the LPSG, they actually hate me cuz my dick’s nice and burried, I’m rocking 2 inches hard and that is just how I am living, but that’s not the point, the point is that I don’t actually get hard, it’s a little thing called enlarged prostate from years of hard living and an ugly fucking wife, when flacid, finding it is like a fucking treasure hunt.

The interesting thing about people with big cocks is that they measure their shit with their dad’s and brothers, the thing that this motherfucker forgot to mention is that they use their colons as the measuring stick.

Like anything, penis size is somewhat hereditary. My dad is hung pretty big, and I have 2 other brothers. We compared when we were young, and clearly there are no guarantees. I’m 9.25″, my older brother is 9″, but our youngest brother is only 7.5″. If you’re hung really big, I would think your sons would have better chance of being hung too. Have to wait and see though.

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