I am sure I have told you this story before but I don’t give a fuck, I am drunk and drunk people repeat themselves because no one listens to us. This shit takes place in Texas, I was 12 and just kinda figuring out America, it was a big transition. I joined the baseball team, like every good hispanic does. I made friend’s with the coaches son and one day went over for dinner. I thought it was a little weird that they were running around the backyard naked, but I didn’t know better, I figured it was an American thing. When the son, coach and me were all done playing, naked, in the yard we sat around and the coach started telling us about sex and about pussy and how much he loved to fuck it. It was awkward but whatever – it was the American way. The lesson I remembered from that day was when coach told us if girls do steroids, their clits grow to the size of a grown man’s thumb….
I think I found a clip of a steroid clit. Enjoy.
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